They call the head of a mafia
family a don. I would have called him a vice-president.
So, what do you call…
…a tall beachcomber? — A longshoreman.
…a sidewalk engineer? — A pathologist.
…a high school or college graduate? — A diplomat.
…a car body shop worker? — A dentist.
…a casino black jack dealer? — A cardiologist.
…someone who blows with the wind? — A draftsman.
…a lousy golfer? — A foreman.
…the manager of a political candidate? — An electrician.
…a currently well-grounded person? — A conductor.
…a guy who likes to pile up dirt? — A banker.
…a trampoline artist? — A bouncer.
…someone who won't share? — A miner.
…a decision maker? — An optimist.
…someone who likes to put people away for good? — An internist.
…an expert on hemorrhoids? — An analyst.
…the head of a crime syndicate? — A vice-president.
…a policeman in traffic? — A director.
…a cemetery worker? — An engraver.
…one who writes high-brow music for drama? — An operator.
…a cab driver who gets under your skin? — A taxidermist.
…a Caucasian philosopher? — A paleontologist.
…one who shrinks from his responsibilities? — A contractor.
…a parking lot attendant? — A carpenter.
…seller of fruits and vegetables? — A producer.
…one who does not spread gossip? — A secretary.
…one who can't be a secretary? — A teller.
…an anemic vampire? — An umpire.
…a straight-line guy named Bob? — A plumber.
…someone who makes pointed remarks? — A barber.
…someone who is always polite? — A politician.
…a bank employee who deals with rich clients? — A fortune teller.
…a small preacher? — A minister.
…the guy at a company who hands out pink slips? — A fireman.