Funny Business Names

A list of humorous names for business; like Senior Moments for a retirment center

(Read about business names at “Commercial Names”)

No doubt, someday someone will name a law firm Notable Attorneys not realizing it could be read as Not Able Attorneys. But then again, who would have thought a startup car rental company could take the obviously absurd name of RentAWreck and succeed? And if Lick A Chick restaurant makes a profit in Nova Scotia, then maybe the silly names below are okay, too. (If you don’t see what’s funny about a particular name, say it aloud, slower or faster, or read it in syllables. Also read the underlined letters as a word.)

NAME	BUSINESS	NAME	BUSINESS
Senior Moments	retirement center	Ill Advisors	medical consultants
Creamation	coffee dairy substitute	Mash It	instant potatoes
Dead Reckoning	funeral home	Crazy For You	psychiatry center
Air Head	waterless toilet	Blow Hard	electric fan
We Air	airlines	Notable Attorneys	law firm
Shamrock Diamonds	jewelry outlet	All Over	tours and excursions
Pro Fits Only	clothing store	Go Away	travel agency
Electro Cute	robotic dolls	UseLess Gas	gas station
Whites Only	laundry bleach	Wreckless Drivers	chauffeuring service
The Runs	sports bar	Cold Comfort	air conditioners
Imp Ale	beer	Assail	hemorrhoid cream
Gun Skill	shooting range	Breakfast Coffee Maker	kitchen appliance
Dead Ahead	GPS tracker	Fowl Foods	chicken dinner label
Cast Raters	talent agency	Knot Forever	matrimony services
Belly Acres	weight-loss farm	Mass Acre	Boston mall
NewsCrew	TV news program	Panache	cookware brand
Mole Station	pesticide	Peerless	urinal brand
PetsCare	veterinarian services	End-It	drug for depression
Kid Napping Center	children's preschool	Lies On The Green	golf course
Touching Moments	child care center	Ale More	English pub
Restitution	mattress sales center	Try and Save	wine tasting store
Pass Gas	propane gas cylinders	Soiled Bloomers	potted plants outlet
Robin’s Perm	Hair Salon	West Ink	printing company
KnowsPics.com	online movie database	Waist Away	fitness center
Dark Secrets	tanning salon	YESLaughter	comedy club
Pro Testers	scholastic testing service	Feel Free	escort service
Tiring Specialists	automobile tire store	Beneath You	floor covering outlet
The Pen Is Power	publishing company	Way More	low calorie frozen dinners
Do! Do!	motivation consultants	Well Hung	draperies and curtains
Handy Caps	disposable head covering	Screw-It-Up	shelving hardware
Che’s Will	gourmet restaurant	Bed Wetter	automatic garden sprinkler
Chef's Pit	gourmet restaurant	Black's Cab	Taxi cab Company
Colored Class	interior decoraters	Town Sewers	quilters club
Dairy Air	frothy ice cream treat	Boring Enterprises	well drilling company
New Clear Air	room freshner	Berried Alive	zesty fruit drink
I Am Lion	fortune teller	Poise On the Menu	fancy restaurant

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